see what is happening this April fool day in your city

nothing   :P

Well something is always happening in your city

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One Liner Jokes

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1. Before Marriage- Ali, After Marriage- Ghulam Ali

2. Aajkal log bhagwan se kam aur CCTV camera se jyada darte hai

3. A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than     the men who mention it.


4. Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and                 wondered Y?

5. Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the             lobsters in the ship's kitchen.

6. Isn't it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become           more important than making it..  

7. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

8. I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they         are flashing behind you.

9. If i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually       find me attractive.

10.British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair                  enough, use an ashtray.

                                                   

                                                   

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.      read_more

Other Funny jokes 

1.  Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

      Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

      Doctor: "Nine."

2.  Mother, “How was school today, Patrick?”

     Patrick, “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!”

     Mother, “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school                tomorrow?”

     Patrick, "what school?"

3.  Police officer talks to a driver: Your tail light is broken, your tires must be exchanged and your            bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars.

     Driver: Alright, go ahead. They want twice as much as that at the garage.

4.  She: I have a doctor’s appointment today but I really don’t want to go… 

     He: Just call in sick then.

5.  A girl asks a boy: "Peter, how much do you love me?"

     The boy looks her in the eyes, "Look up at the stars, that's how much I love you."

    The girl is confused, “But it’s morning, there are no stars?”

    Boy nods, "Exactly!" read more

One Liner best funny Jokes

1.  "What kind of murderer has moral fiber?" – "A cereal killer."

2.   Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

3.   Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother? My name is Paul.

4.  A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually            read that number.
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